小台灣的大麻煩
Lunar New Year in Taiwan.
Everybody is celebrating with firecrackers, lanterns, food, gifts, and having fun.
農曆新年在台灣。
大家都在慶祝爆竹，燈籠，食品，禮物和樂趣。
The citizens of Taiwan are eating all the best tasty foods with their families...
But where is the fruit this year?
台灣公民都在家裡跟家庭一起吃所有的美味。
但是今年為什麼沒有水果哪？
Smiling Uncle: "I'll pop out and get some fruit from the market. Be right back."
微笑叔叔：“我出去市場買水果，馬上就回來。”
Papa: "We don't have any fruit."
Mama: "Our supplier ran out of fruit two days ago and cannot get any more stock."
Papa: "We don't have any fruit."
Mama: "Our supplier ran out of fruit two days ago and cannot get any more stock."
爸爸：“我們一點水果都沒有。
媽媽：“前兩天我們的供應商已經沒有送貨來了。他找不到水果來買。真沒有貨啊！
Premier of Taiwan: "A fruit shortage is threatening to ruin Lunar New Year for our citizens. Assemble a task force and save our fruit. Our country is relying on you."
Colonel Cheerful: "I will protect Taiwan!"
台灣總理：「水果短缺威脅著我們市民的農曆新年，組建一支專責小組，拯救我們的果子，我們的國家依賴你。
上校快樂：“我會保護台灣！
Colonel Cheerful: "Fun Sister, we need you."
Fun Sister: "I'm already on my way!"
上校快樂：“好玩的姐姐，我們需要你。
好玩的姊姊：“我已經來著啦！
Colonel Cheerful: "Taekwondo Sister, I need your special kicking ability."
Taekwondo Sister: "Absolutely! I just need a moment to apply some makeup..."
上校快樂：“跆拳道姐姐，我需要你特殊的踢能力。
跆拳道姐姐：“當然啊！我先搽口紅 化妝臉 就來了”
Colonel Cheerful: "Stop showing off Pop Star, we have work to do."
Pop Star stops his performance to join the team.
Many female fans scream deliriously as their hero goes to serve his country.
上校快樂：“停止炫耀流行歌星，我們有工作要做。
流行歌星停止他的表現加入團隊。
許多女性粉絲狂熱地尖叫著他們的英雄去服務他的國家。
Sleepy Sister: "Hmmm I'm sleeping, can we go later? zzzzZZzzzZZZzz..."
Colonel Cheerful: "Wake UP! Taiwan is in danger."
Sleepy Sister: "Huh? O.K. I'll help."
貪睡者妹妹：“哈，我在睡覺，我們可以晚一點才去嗎？
上校快樂：“起床了！台湾处于危险之中
貪睡者妹妹："什麼？好的，我來幫幫忙。
Colonel Cheerful: "Professor Cute, your country needs you."
Professor Cute: "Oh sure! I was just chatting with my friends. This will be fun!"
上校快樂：“可愛教授，你的國家需要你。
可愛教授：“哦，我只是和朋友聊天，這很有趣！
"This is Spy reporting. There is suspicious activity occurring on Little Liuqiu Island. All the fruit is being taken by force from the growers. Please send the task force here immediately."
“這是間諜報導，小柳秋島發生了可疑的活動，所有的水果都是從種植者身上帶走的，請立即派遣特遣部隊去。
Aunt: "Hop in! I'll drive the team to the rendezvous."
阿姨：“加油！我会把车队带到会合处。
Aunt: "The last ferry is leaving... but we can make it. Hold on!"
阿姨：“最後一個渡輪離開......但我們可以做到，堅持下去！
Colonel Cheerful: "O.K. team, we made it. Spread out and find the stolen fruit."
上校快樂：“我們團隊，我們做了，展開，找到被盜的水果。
Professor Cute: "I've found someone in a submarine packed full with fruit. Come to Flower Vase Rock."
可愛教授：“我發現有人在一個充滿水果的潛艇，來到花瓶岩。
Colonel Cheerful: "Team! Follow that submarine. The submarine is headed back to the mainland. Everybody paddle hard."
上校快樂：“團隊！跟著那艘潛艇，潛艇回到大陸，每個人都堅強。
Fruit Thief: "So... you finally caught up with me here in Kenting. I have collected all the fruit in Taiwan. I am going to eat it all myself. You cannot stop me..."
水果賊：“所以......你終於在墾丁跟我在這裡，我收集了台灣的所有水果，我要自己吃，你不能阻止我...”
Fruit Thief: "I have a tank. Ha ha ha!"
水果竊賊：“我有一個坦克，哈哈哈！
Fun Sister: "How can we stop a tank?"
Pop Star: "Let's buy firecrackers from the temple."
趣味姐妹：“我們怎麼可以阻止坦克？
流行明星：“讓我們從寺廟買爆竹。
Pop Star: "Light the firecrackers and throw them into the tank hatch."
Fruit Thief: "Oh no! I'm getting out of here!"
流行明星：“點燃鞭炮，把它們扔進坦克艙口。
水果竊賊：“哦不，我要離開這裡了！
Spy: "Fruit Thief fled toward the ancient capital Tianan. We must pursue him."
間諜：“水果賊逃向古都天安，我們必須追求他。
Fruit Thief: "You fell into my trap! Ghosts, attack!!"
Sleepy Sister: "Oh no, it's an ambush! Those are ghosts, how can we stop them?"
水果竊賊：“你陷入我的陷阱！鬼，攻擊！
睡姐姐：“哦不，這是埋伏！那些是鬼，我們怎麼能阻止他們？
Sports Sister: "Did someone call for air support?"
Sleepy Sister: "Look, it's a helicopter!"
Sports Sister: "These lucky charms will clear up your ghost problem."
體育姐妹：“有人打電話給空中支援嗎？
睡姐妹：“看，直升機！
體育姐妹：“這些幸運的魅力會消除你的幽靈問題。
Sports Sister: "Yay! I destroyed the ghosts."
Professor Cute: "But where is Fruit Thief?"
體育姐妹：“耶！我毀了鬼。
可愛教授：“但是水果賊在哪裡？
Colonel Cheerful: "While we were fighting the ghosts, Fruit Thief went to Salt Mountain and stole all the salt! Things are getting out of hand. We must stop him now."
上校快樂：“當我們打鬼的時候，水果賊去鹽山，偷走了所有的鹽！事情都不見了，我們現在必須阻止他。
Taekwondo Sister: "Drive next to the truck and I will kick Fruit Thief out of the driver's seat!"
Pop Star: "I'm on it."
Taekwondo Sister: "Flying kick!"
跆拳道姐姐：“驅動旁邊的卡車，我會把水果賊從駕駛座！
流行歌星：“我在上。
跆拳道姐姐：“飛踢！
Fun Sister: "Stop the truck! There is a cliff ahead!"
有趣的姐妹：“停車！前面有懸崖！
Taekwondo sister: "Phew. that was close."
Colonel Cheerful: "All the salt has mixed with the fruit."
Fun Sister: "I have an idea..."
跆拳道姐姐：“噢，那就近了。
上校快樂：“所有的鹽都混合了水果。
有趣的姐妹：“我有一個想法...”
Taiwan Fruit Task Force: "Happy new year everyone! Enjoy these salty fruit snacks! Be healthy! Be lucky! Be happy!"
台灣水果工作組：“新年快樂大家！享受這些鹹水果小吃！健康！幸運！快樂！
The End.
結束。